Boyfriend pillow, the $77 alternative

If you yearn to be in the arms of a man without the discomfort of morning breath or ajar toilet seats, perhaps "Boyfriend Armpillow" is just the thing for you. Wildly popular in Japan, this man-pillow is a comforting bed-fellow alternative features such amenities as an alarm clock arm vibrator which "gently wakes" you from you slumber. No information is available yet as to what other uses this fully automated vibrating man-hand could be used for, but I'm sure you can come up with some. Link