Saturday, September 25, 2004

Jackie Chan wants to be a "Real Actor"



"Martial arts legend Jackie Chan claims Hollywood limits roles for Asians and says it's time he became a "real actor"(msn)

C'mon Jackie. Do you really have to play the race card? The reason that you are never chosen for anything other then a karate choppin' action movie isn't because you're Asian, its because you speak broken English and you stutter when you talk. Now this might not have stopped Jeff Goldblum, Giovanni Ribisi, or Christopher Walken, but lets face it, they are better actors then you. So if I were you I wouldn't ruffle too many feathers. You're a fun but entirely replaceable personality.

"Do we really want to see a sex scene with chan and someone like Julia Roberts... um that actually might be cool. -Scotto"