The Trio over at the fine print made me laugh my balls of today. Which is ironic since the source of my delight was a 30 second clip of the governator equating pumping dumbells with bustin' a nut. Note: This clip is entirely worksafe provided you are wearing headphones
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here is a copy of Tim's 20 questions attempt complete with comments and spelling mistakes. enjoy.
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Tim-
this is what i got LOL! ;) i espickally like the part that says: can
you sit on it and do you clean it regularly.
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close
28. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
27. Can you sit on it? Yes.
26. Is it soft? Yes.
25. Does it move? No. --> common, dilldo's move man, they move like crazy!
24. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
23. Is it made of plastic? Yes.
22. Is it flexible? Yes.
21. Was it invented? Yes.
20. I guess it pleasure? No.
19. Do you clean it regularly? Yes.
18. Is it a common household object? No. --> I said problably,
common I bet like 60% of houses have dildos, i have one at (name omitted) house, you
have a double dong, I bet there are a shitload out there.
17. Is it usually colorful? No.
16. Do you use it in public? No.
15. Does it burn? No. halaroius
14. Do you use it at night? Yes.
13. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
12. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes. --> I said no,
didn't think they had the capacity for dills then, i guess wood, but splinters? ewww
11. Can you find it in a church? No.
10. Does it contain a liquid? No.
9. Does it come in a pack? No.
8. Do you hold it when you use it? Yes.
7. Does it come in different colors? Yes.
6. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Yes.
5. Do most people use this daily? Yes. --> I said problably
4. Is it pleasurable? Yes.
3. Is it smooth? Yes.
2. Does it have a hard outer shell? No.
1. It is classified as Other.
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Not satisfied with Tim's questions? Go try it yourself!! Link to 20 questions post
Here is a shipping confirmation from a purchase order of one CD : (thanks bonnie!!)
"Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Sunday, September 12th.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!
Thank you once again,
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby the little CD store with the best new independent music phone: 1-800-448-6369 email: cdbaby@cdbaby.com http://www.cdbaby.com/ "
That's neat but where's the delorean?
Tim neuwerth and I were chatting about the feasibility of designing a gyro controlled lift pad prototype. Tim got excited about the math involved in choosing a fan based on the lift needed which he equated to roughly 1300 newtons, or 340 lbs of force. Anyways, to make a long story short, we found some guy who made a much simpler "hoverboard" using a 170 CFM fan and a ruberized skirt. Looks like it has pretty low performance but you gotta love the guy for spending a little of his free time designing something unique. Follow the link for a complete construction guide. Link
update: Here is another site dedicated to hoverboards including some dorky movies of people riding them. GO McFLY!!
Ps. Tim Johns, lets see you make one of these?!?!
I was poking around "The Fine Print" and there is some great stuff. Let me show you the highlights: (please feel free to leave a comment if you have a better caption.)
"Lil' john falls asleep kissing a vaccuum cleaner"
"clock necklace, the fashion statement that stands the test of time"
I get bored sometimes. And I mean REALLY bored. Sometimes I jump from blog to blog until I find something spectacularly good or dreadfully bad and give them my honest opinion. I call this BlogNurfing. Because I am not selfish I will share them with you. Just look at the comments on this post for a list of today's blogNurf.
HipHopJewels.com is your one stop shop for anybody who needs his bling lookin' good when his pocket book dosn't. There are pages and pages of faux diamond covered jewelry complete with the ballers who wear them. Be sure to check out the "Hoop Dreams" and "Ice Breakers" pages. Oh and defenitely check out the pendant spinners here. It special for the brotha' who got no wheels. blingbling2med.wmv
Scotto posted about a similar article devoted to Iced out customised Goblets.
I was poking around kimchijon again today to see what's new with jonny and he had this great idea for Halloween. I especially like the fallic additions of the two joysticks hanging off the belt! You'll have to visit the link below to understand what I'm talking about. Kudos Kimchijon(by the way Jonny, can you let me know what that name means??). Link
This is a fun game to play. All you have to do is think of something and the computer will ask you questions. Answer all of the questions honestly and you might be surprised at how quickly the neural-net algorithm finds the answer. Don't expect it to tell you anything nasty though, It gets shy when it thinks your a perv. If you don't have constant access to a computer (shame on you!) and want to enjoy this game anytime, you can pick up the portable version pictured above. Here is a link to the online version, enjoy! Link
I "toyed" with a much naughtier title to this post but went with the work save version.
If you can't be like my friend Tim Neuwerth and build your own Mame system, be a nerd and make one of these. Paper arcade is a small paper build it yourself arcade which features such great classics as "Pac-Man", "Defender", and "Guantlet". So what are you waiting for. Hook up that printer and warm up your thumbs, its foldin' time! Link
Ken won't disapprove of such a detailed toy-sized arcade, but barbie will probably guilt him for months until he finally sells it all at a garage sale at bargain prices and is left with nothing to show for it but a memory and a shell of the man he once was.
"Click for larger image"
Here's the perfect gift for that fish lover who has everything. It's a fish bowl-sink! This fish bowl is a solid glass water-tight enclosure with two holes for feeding and cleaning underneath the soap dishes pictured above. The image doesn't show it clearly, but there is a glass tube going through the middle of the tank where the water from the faucet drains. I would consider getting one if it cost considerably less then the almost $5,000 price tag. Link
If you yearn to be in the arms of a man without the discomfort of morning breath or ajar toilet seats, perhaps "Boyfriend Armpillow" is just the thing for you. Wildly popular in Japan, this man-pillow is a comforting bed-fellow alternative features such amenities as an alarm clock arm vibrator which "gently wakes" you from you slumber. No information is available yet as to what other uses this fully automated vibrating man-hand could be used for, but I'm sure you can come up with some. Link
