Too true to be good!

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Me and my friend Tim have been looking for lean, protein rich foods to help us build some muscles. I never thought I would be a calorie counter, but it would seem once you start you can't stop. Anyways he sent me an inter-office e-mail that sums up much of the problems with healthy foods:

Subject: The search for the perfect lunch food continues:
The verdict is in. While fish fillets are a glorious lunchible on paper, packing the most protein with almost no fat and a measly 100 calories, the universal constant is never neglected: if it's incredibly healthy it must either taste like a$$ or waft horrid stink through out the office causing coworkers to go up in arms, while poisoning you with heavy metals. However, if you are willing to bear the scorn of those around you and are lacking in your daily mercury intake, get out there and buy some garlic butter fish fillets! They're healthy, and the fumes build character!